This woman is SMART!
Since launching our site at the beginning of the year, I cannot tell you how many frantic calls and emails I have received from customers who have a party TOMORROW and who need The Gray Beaver YESTERDAY. Now, I totally understand this. I am a procrastinator in the strongest sense. I even procrastinate doing things I LIKE, let alone tasks I am dreading. However, birthdays for friends and family, especially when you find the PERFECT gift, cannot be procrastinated. Most people I know do not want to pay $26 bucks for overnight shipping. That’s more than the DAM Beaver, for crying out loud! So, take some advice from a woman who ordered from the site yesterday (we’ll call her Ms. Dam Smart to protect her privacy)
Ms. Dam Smart ordered 7 Gray Beaver’s yesterday. That’s right, SEVEN. Why does she need 7 Gray Beavers in her house when she probably already has a perfectly good one there already? I’ll tell you why: She is DAM. SMART. And prepared. Those little Gray Beavers are on their way to a closet somewhere, where Ms. Dam Smart will place them until the appropriate time. Once a friends birthday is looming, there will be no panic, there will be no frantic emails or phone calls to The Gray Beaver Club asking about shipping on a Saturday for Monday delivery (won’t happen). She will just walk to her closet, pull out a Gray Beaver, and off she goes to be the LIFE of the party with the perfect gift. Did I NOT say that this woman is SMART? Oh, and did I mention she received FREE SHIPPING because her order total was over $150? DAM! Get this woman a medal.
“The Queen Beav”
Owner and Founder
The Gray Beaver Club